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Ticket - Bad Clap Cabaret, 27.2.24
  • Ticket - Bad Clap Cabaret, 27.2.24
  • Ticket - Bad Clap Cabaret, 27.2.24
  • Ticket - Bad Clap Cabaret, 27.2.24
  • Ticket - Bad Clap Cabaret, 27.2.24
  • Ticket - Bad Clap Cabaret, 27.2.24
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Ticket - Bad Clap Cabaret, 27.2.24

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1 x ticket for Bad Clap Cabaret at The Hope & Ruin, Brighton on Tuesday 27th February, doors 7pm, show 7:30pm, finished by 10pm.

Part We've-lost-count-and-also-why-do-people-do-that-anyway?!

Hurray, we're back! Fringe's favourite idiot power couple, Laurie Black + Clap Back Club join forces to bring the best in cabaret, drag, live music and more.

Lineup to be announced.

Photos by deadplantzfilmandphotography

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Angst Music Tshirt
  • Angst Music Tshirt

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£17.50

Designed by Laurie, available in unisex size S, M, L, XL or XXL.

Heavily recommended to wash on low heat, inside out.

Free postage in the UK

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Cable Tie Crown
  • Cable Tie Crown
  • Cable Tie Crown
  • Cable Tie Crown
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£5.00

Handmade by Laurie, own your own legendary cable tie crown. Either all yellow, or yellow and black - please make a note in your order which you'd prefer.

Photos: Jamie Mykaela, Jason Matz, Ave.Cinematica

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Dark Days: 2022 CD
  • Dark Days: 2022 CD
  • Dark Days: 2022 CD

Dark Days: 2022 CD

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Dark Days: 2022 CD

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Reprint of 2021's Dark Days, with new artwork and bonus track No Luck.

Track Listing:

  1. Cosmic Indifference
  2. Buy or Die
  3. Speciosacrifice
  4. Manic Pixel Dream Girl
  5. Motherboard?
  6. Otherside
  7. Luck is For The Weak
  8. Psychopomp
  9. Dark Days
  10. Cockroach
  11. Blacklight
  12. No Luck

The long anticipated follow up to Laurie’s 2018 album KINK!, Dark Days is a collection of songs written in bedrooms, tents and garages from London to Sydney to the Seychelles, and finally finished at Brighton Fringe 2021. Recorded and mixed with the help of friends around the world, Dark Days is a celebration of synthrock cabaret, the end of theatrical dark days and Laurie’s return to stage in June 2021. Album photos by ave.cinematica.

  • Please leave a note in the checkout stating if you'd like Laurie to sign this, and what to write! Leave blank if you'd like it to be blank.
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Dark Days: 2021 CD *SALE*
  • Dark Days: 2021 CD *SALE*
  • Dark Days: 2021 CD *SALE*

Dark Days: 2021 CD *SALE*

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Dark Days: 2021 CD *SALE*

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Track Listing: 1. Cosmic Indifference 2. Buy or Die 3. Speciosacrifice 4. Manic Pixel Dream Girl 5. Motherboard? 6. Otherside 7. Luck is For The Weak 8. Psychopomp 9. Dark Days 10. Cockroach 11. Blacklight (No "No Luck" on the physical CD, however you still get the download of it)

Dark Days is a collection of songs written in bedrooms, tents and garages from London to Sydney to the Seychelles, and finally finished at Brighton Fringe 2021. Recorded and mixed with the help of friends around the world, this album celebrates the end of theatrical dark days and Laurie’s return to stage in June 2021. Album photos by ave.cinematica. This is the original 2021 print and does not feature track No Luck.

  • Please leave a note in the checkout stating if you'd like Laurie to sign this, and what to write! Leave blank if you'd like it to be blank.
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Feminism In Space Tee
  • Feminism In Space Tee
  • Feminism In Space Tee
  • Feminism In Space Tee
  • Feminism In Space Tee

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£17.50

You asked, we delivered! Check out this rad design, made by Kelsie Cosmic, featuring those three words you love Laurie to shout onstage "FEMINISM IN SPAAACE!!!"

Check out Kelsie's work here https://www.kelsiecosmic.com/

Available in standard unisex size and shape, and more body-hugging skinnyfit, choose your weapon!

Heavily recommended to wash on low heat, inside out.

Free postage in the UK

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UFO Print
  • UFO Print
  • UFO Print
  • UFO Print
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£15.00

A very special edition print of an original painting by Graham Cameron - https://www.facebook.com/Graham-Cameron-Art-101961074917134/.

Inspired by Brighton Fringe, and The Famous Spiegeltent, Graham painted this in deepest darkest lockdown in 2020, so it now seems only fitting that Laurie is beaming down from outerspace for her first shows in 15 months at the Spiegeltent in Brighton!

A3 size, not framed.

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KINK!: CD
  • KINK!: CD
  • KINK!: CD
  • KINK!: CD

KINK!: CD

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KINK!: CD

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Laurie Black's 3rd album KINK! on physical CD.

Track listing:

  1. Confessions of a Storm-Chaser
  2. Contractually
  3. Leatherbound feat David Ryder Prangley
  4. Sweet Tooth feat David Ryder Prangley
  5. Grazed Knees
  6. Smokers Paradise
  7. That's My Kink feat David Ryder Prangley
  8. X-Rated (is that her name?)
  9. Pianosexual
  10. Apocallipsis

10 tracks written, recorded and performed by Laurie Black. Mixed and mastered by Bell Audio.

  • Please leave a note in the checkout stating if you'd like Laurie to sign this, and what to write! Leave blank if you'd like it to be blank.
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Dystopiano Poster
  • Dystopiano Poster
  • Dystopiano Poster
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£3.50

A3 poster for Dystopiano at Brighton Fringe 2022, printed on recycled paper. Can be signed or left blank (please note preference at checkout). Some of these posters may be slightly worn due to having been used as promo materials. Photo by ave.cinematica, poster design by Laurie.

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Space Cadette EP: CD
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  • Space Cadette EP: CD

Space Cadette EP: CD

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Space Cadette EP: CD

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A collection of songs from Laurie's award winning show Space Cadette, on physical CD.

Track listing:

  1. Cadette
  2. Majora Tom
  3. Moonshine
  4. Moon & Back
  5. ALIEN

5 tracks written, recorded and performed by Laurie Black. Artwork by Laurie. Mixing and mastering: Matthew L Simpson (track 1), Donald Bell Audio (tracks 2, 4 & 5) and Joseph Wander (track 3).

Please note there is also a Space Cadette Graphic Novel & EP bundle available!

  • Please leave a note in the checkout stating if you'd like Laurie to sign this, and what to write! Leave blank if you'd like it to be blank.
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Nobody Caaääres Tshirt
  • Nobody Caaääres Tshirt
  • Nobody Caaääres Tshirt

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Nobody Cares tshirt design by Laurie, inspired by track Cosmic Indifference.

Heavily recommended to wash on low heat, inside out.

Free postage in the UK

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Laurie Black Poster
  • Laurie Black Poster
  • Laurie Black Poster
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£5.00

Your very own glossy A3 Laurie Black poster. Taken from the KINK! photoshoot, this shot was voted most popular and most wanted for your bedroom wall. Wonder why ;)

  • Please leave a note in the checkout stating if you'd like Laurie to sign this, and what to write. Leave blank if you'd like it to be left blank.
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Laurie Black Postcard
  • Laurie Black Postcard
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£2.00

Laurie Black Bad Luck album cover postcard. A6 size, blank back. Comes with a message from Laurie free of charge (upon request)! Photo by Lauren-Becki Rowlands.

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Bundle Space Cadette Graphic Novel & CD
  • Bundle Space Cadette Graphic Novel & CD
  • Bundle Space Cadette Graphic Novel & CD
  • Bundle Space Cadette Graphic Novel & CD
  • Bundle Space Cadette Graphic Novel & CD
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Laurie's award-winning Fringe show Space Cadette, now in graphic novel form PLUS Space Cadette EP CD so you can listen along at home!  Illustrated by Laurie herself, this 28 page comic book will be printed A5 size in full colour on recycled paper (save the planet, yo!) A great way to remember the show if you saw it live, or let you in on all the worst jokes if you missed it.  Featuring full lyrics from all the songs of the show in the comic, plus the Space Cadette EP of 5 tracks.   In this bundle you will receive the comic and the CD.  This is a limited edition first print of the graphic novel.

  • Please leave a note in the checkout stating if you'd like Laurie to sign this, and what to write! Leave blank if you'd like it to be blank.
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handmade goodies

Here you can grab goodies handmade by Laurie's own hands!  Check out these one of a kind lampshades and pieces of art.  If you're looking for a custom piece or commission, use the contact form here.

Bladerunner Painting
  • Bladerunner Painting
  • Bladerunner Painting
  • Bladerunner Painting

Bladerunner Painting

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£20.00

Acrylic painting by Laurie on cardboard. Just under A3 size -approx 9.5x13.5"

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Och Aye The Neon Tartan Lamp
  • Och Aye The Neon Tartan Lamp
  • Och Aye The Neon Tartan Lamp
  • Och Aye The Neon Tartan Lamp
  • Och Aye The Neon Tartan Lamp

Och Aye The Neon Tartan Lamp

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£50.00

One of a kind piece by the lampshade queen herself. Coolie/cone lampshade handmade by Laurie. Fitting for hanging light fixtures otherwise the bulb will stick out of the top. Strictly for use with LED bulbs only! Absolutely one of a kind: there are no others the same as this. Neon tartan with neon pink and green fringing and reflective hi vis tape.

One of a kind piece by the lampshade queen herself. Coolie/cone lampshade handmade by Laurie. Fitting for hanging light fixtures otherwise the bulb will stick out of the top. Strictly for use with LED bulbs only! Absolutely one of a kind: there are no others the same as this. Neon tartan with neon pink and green fringing and reflective hi vis tape.

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Mermaid Zombie Print
  • Mermaid Zombie Print
  • Mermaid Zombie Print

Mermaid Zombie Print

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£40.00

Mermaid Zombie print/painting by Laurie. Ink on.. ink. A3 paper but you could cut down to fit in a smaller frame if you wanted.

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Pin Up Painting
  • Pin Up Painting
  • Pin Up Painting

Pin Up Painting

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£15.00

Upcycled pin up painting, an old oil painting jazzed up with acrylics. By Laurie. Just under A3 size.

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EcoPunk Painting
  • EcoPunk Painting
  • EcoPunk Painting

EcoPunk Painting

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£25.00

EcoPunk painting by Laurie. Mixed media: pen and paints on A3 paper.

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Disco Painting
  • Disco Painting
  • Disco Painting
  • Disco Painting

Disco Painting

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£45.00

Discoball painting and portrait on 30x30cm canvas. Handpainted by Laurie.

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Bowie Painting
  • Bowie Painting
  • Bowie Painting
  • Bowie Painting

Bowie Painting

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£55.00

8x10" thick canvas acrylic portrait of David Bowie. Handpainted by Laurie.

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Neon Aerial Painting
  • Neon Aerial Painting
  • Neon Aerial Painting

Neon Aerial Painting

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£40.00

Original painting by Laurie, acrylics on 5.75" square canvas. Hoop is neon so will glow under UV light.

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Pink N Blue Painting
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Pink N Blue Painting

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£20.00

Original painting by Laurie, acrylics on 5x8" watercolour paper.

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Psychedelic Skull Painting
  • Psychedelic Skull Painting
  • Psychedelic Skull Painting
  • Psychedelic Skull Painting

Psychedelic Skull Painting

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£30.00

Handpainted and drawn by Laurie. Psychedelic skull in UV acrylics and black pen (will glow beautifully under a UV light!). One of a kind. 15cm triangular canvas. Free UK shipping.

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Neon Bubbles Painting
  • Neon Bubbles Painting
  • Neon Bubbles Painting

Neon Bubbles Painting

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£40.00

One of a kind. Bubbles, painted in acrylics and UV neons by Laurie. 20 x 25cm canvas.

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Love Lamp Painting
  • Love Lamp Painting
  • Love Lamp Painting
  • Love Lamp Painting

Love Lamp Painting

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£30.00

'Love Lamp' Neo-traditional tattoo style lamp painting by Laurie. Handpainted on a 10x12" canvas board.

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We're All Mad Here Photoset
  • We're All Mad Here Photoset
  • We're All Mad Here Photoset

We're All Mad Here Photoset

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£40.00

Photographic diptych, framed. Featuring, and taken by Laurie. Frames measure 20.5 x 15.5 cm, and have stand or can be hung up.

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Peaches Painting
  • Peaches Painting
  • Peaches Painting

Peaches Painting

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£40.00

One of a kind. The legendary Peaches, painted in acrylics by Laurie. 20 x 25cm canvas. Looks really bright in daylight, some neon paints used to looks great under UV lighting too!

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Mini Circus Lampshade
  • Mini Circus Lampshade
  • Mini Circus Lampshade
  • Mini Circus Lampshade
  • Mini Circus Lampshade

Mini Circus Lampshade

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£40.00

The original! Circus bell-shaped lampshade, handmade by Laurie. Amazing circus print with gold sequin trim and gold fringe. Approx 14cm wide across the bottom and 12cm tall. This is a clip on lampshade, for use with LED bulbs only! Bottle of rum not included ;)

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Mini Cyber Lampshade
  • Mini Cyber Lampshade
  • Mini Cyber Lampshade
  • Mini Cyber Lampshade

Mini Cyber Lampshade

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£30.00

Silver cyber bell-shaped lampshade, handmade by Laurie. Circuit board print fabric (in a previous life this was a tshirt from Cyberdog!), with silver lining and black loop trim. There is a small ladder (pictured) in the silver lining, meaning this is sold as a sample piece and there are no returns. Approx 14cm wide across the bottom and 12cm tall.

Silver cyber bell-shaped lampshade, handmade by Laurie. Circuit board print fabric (in a previous life this was a tshirt from Cyberdog!), with silver lining and black loop trim. There is a small ladder (pictured) in the silver lining, meaning this is sold as a sample piece and there are no returns. Approx 14cm wide across the bottom and 12cm tall. This is a clip on lampshade, for use with LED bulbs only! Bottle of rum not included ;)

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Grace Painting
  • Grace Painting
  • Grace Painting
  • Grace Painting

Grace Painting

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£150.00

Acrylic portrait of Grace Jones in the sparkliest hat! 30cm x 40cm box canvas. Complete with silver eyebrow and hat, plus many many rhinestones. This is a one of a kind piece, painted by Laurie.

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