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Believe Tshirt
  • Believe Tshirt

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£15.00

'Believe' tshirt from Laurie's Space Cadette show. Designed by Laurie. Available in "male" sizes small, medium, large and extra large.

Photos by David Ryder Prangley

If you'd like this design on a different style or size of tshirt, please email at laurieblackinc@gmail.com

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Danger: CD
  • Danger: CD
  • Danger: CD
  • Danger: CD
  • Danger: CD

Danger: CD

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Danger: CD

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£7.00

Laurie Black's debut album DANGER on physical CD. Please note, this CD case doesn't display the correct track listing, but the CD DOES HAVE all of these tracks on, hence the reduced price.

  1. Hellfire
  2. Cadette
  3. Nu Romance
  4. Split my Tongue
  5. SpinDoktor
  6. Danger
  7. Guttermouth Grrrls
  8. Ink
  9. 999

  10. Please leave a note in the checkout stating if you'd like Laurie to sign this, and what to write! Leave blank if you'd like it to be blank.

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KINK!: CD
  • KINK!: CD
  • KINK!: CD
  • KINK!: CD

KINK!: CD

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KINK!: CD

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£10.00

Laurie Black's 3rd album KINK! on physical CD. 10 tracks written, recorded and performed by Laurie Black. Mixed and mastered by Bell Audio.

Track listing: 1. Confessions of a Storm-Chaser

  1. Contractually
  2. Leatherbound feat David Ryder Prangley
  3. Sweet Tooth feat David Ryder Prangley
  4. Grazed Knees
  5. Smokers Paradise
  6. That's My Kink feat David Ryder Prangley
  7. X-Rated (is that her name?)
  8. Pianosexual
  9. Apocallipsis

  10. Please leave a note in the checkout stating if you'd like Laurie to sign this, and what to write! Leave blank if you'd like it to be blank.

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Space Cadette EP: CD
  • Space Cadette EP: CD
  • Space Cadette EP: CD

Space Cadette EP: CD

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Space Cadette EP: CD

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£5.00

A collection of songs from Laurie's award winning show Space Cadette, on physical CD. 5 tracks written, recorded and performed by Laurie Black. Artwork by Laurie. Mixing and mastering: Matthew L Simpson (track 1), Donald Bell Audio (tracks 2, 4 & 5) and Joseph Wander (track 3).

Please note there is also a Space Cadette Graphic Novel & EP bundle available!

Track listing: 1. Cadette 2. Majora Tom 3. Moonshine 4. Moon & Back 5. ALIEN

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Bad Luck Hoodie
  • Bad Luck Hoodie
  • Bad Luck Hoodie

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£30.00

Bad Luck logo zip hoodie with pockets. Machine washable.

Second photo by Kevin Murray Beyonder photography.

If you're interested in a non-zip exclusive Bad Luck Club hoodie, subscribe to Laurie's patreon page! www.patreon.com/laurieblackinc

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Laurie Black Poster
  • Laurie Black Poster
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£5.00

Your very own glossy A3 Laurie Black poster. Taken from the KINK! photoshoot, this shot was voted most popular and most wanted for your bedroom wall. Wonder why ;)

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Bundle Space Cadette Graphic Novel & CD
  • Bundle Space Cadette Graphic Novel & CD
  • Bundle Space Cadette Graphic Novel & CD
  • Bundle Space Cadette Graphic Novel & CD
  • Bundle Space Cadette Graphic Novel & CD
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£13.00

Laurie's award-winning Fringe show Space Cadette, now in graphic novel form PLUS Space Cadette EP CD so you can listen along at home!  Illustrated by Laurie herself, this 28 page comic book will be printed A5 size in full colour on recycled paper (save the planet, yo!) A great way to remember the show if you saw it live, or let you in on all the worst jokes if you missed it.  Featuring full lyrics from all the songs of the show in the comic, plus the Space Cadette EP of 5 tracks.   In this bundle you will receive the comic and the CD.  This is a limited edition first print of the graphic novel.

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Space Cadette Graphic Novel
  • Space Cadette Graphic Novel
  • Space Cadette Graphic Novel
  • Space Cadette Graphic Novel
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£10.00

Laurie's award-winning Fringe show Space Cadette, now in graphic novel form! Illustrated by Laurie herself, this 28 page comic book will be printed A5 size in full colour on recycled paper (save the planet, yo!) A great way to remember the show if you saw it live, or let you in on all the worst jokes if you missed it. Featuring full lyrics from all the songs, you can listen along on your Space Cadette EP at home. This is a limited edition first print.

NOTE: there is a bundle option of novel AND Space Cadette EP CD for £13 saving you £2.

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Just The Tip
  • Just The Tip
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Just The Tip

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£3.00

This joke is cheap, but you're not - this is a little donation you can add to your order to make sure Laurie gets fed this week ;) Thanks so much for your support and for throwing some money in the bucket! Other ways to support Laurie include donations on paypal or subscribing to patreon or twitch. Laurie will put in a word with the Bad Luck Bosses to make sure you get good vibes from now on.

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handmade goodies

Here you can grab goodies handmade by Laurie's own hands!  Check out these one of a kind lampshades and pieces of art.  If you're looking for a custom piece or commission, email here.

Mini Cyber Lampshade
  • Mini Cyber Lampshade
  • Mini Cyber Lampshade
  • Mini Cyber Lampshade
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£22.00

Silver cyber bell-shaped lampshade, handmade by Laurie. Circuit board print fabric (in a previous life this was a tshirt from Cyberdog!), with silver lining and black loop trim. There is a small ladder (pictured) in the silver lining, meaning this is sold as a sample piece and there are no returns. Approx 14cm wide across the bottom and 12cm tall. This is a clip on lampshade, for use with LED bulbs only! Bottle of rum not included ;) If you're interested in a custom coloured and styled lampshade, drop Laurie a message.

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Grace Painting
  • Grace Painting
  • Grace Painting
  • Grace Painting
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£55.00

Acrylic portrait of Grace Jones in the sparkliest hat! 30cm x 40cm box canvas. Complete with silver eyebrow and hat, plus many many rhinestones. This is a one of a kind piece, painted by Laurie. If you're interested in a commission, please email laurieblackinc@gmail.com to discuss.

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Mini Monochrome Lampshade
  • Mini Monochrome Lampshade
  • Mini Monochrome Lampshade
  • Mini Monochrome Lampshade
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£25.00

Bell-shaped scalloped lampshade, handmade by Laurie. Alternating black and white stripes and polkadots, with black loop fringe trim. Approx 14cm wide across the bottom and 12cm tall. This is a clip on lampshade, for use with LED bulbs only! Bottle of Kraken not included ;) If you're interested in a custom coloured and styled lampshade, drop Laurie a message.

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Commission: A5 Sketch
  • Commission: A5 Sketch
  • Commission: A5 Sketch
  • Commission: A5 Sketch
  • Commission: A5 Sketch
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£30.00

Custom A5 pencil sketch, by Laurie. Approximately 14.5cm x 20cm (5.8" x 8"). Once purchased, Laurie will get in touch for your reference picture! Please note: one person per sketch, no background included (see example pictures, featuring Grog from Die So Fluid, Geralt from The Witcher, Tank Girl and Alexi Laiho of Children of Bodom)

Expected turnaround: 2 weeks

Once completed, Laurie will send a photo of your sketch, and then post the physical sketch to you.

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Mini Goff Lampshade
  • Mini Goff Lampshade
  • Mini Goff Lampshade
  • Mini Goff Lampshade
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£25.00

One of a kind bell-shaped scalloped lampshade, handmade by Laurie. Approx 14cm wide across the bottom and 12cm tall. This is a clip on lampshade, for use with LED bulbs only! Irridescent purple with black velvety damask and black looped fringing. Shines gorgeous pinks and blues in the light! If you're interested in a custom coloured and styled lampshade, drop Laurie a message.

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Dotty Lampshade
  • Dotty Lampshade
  • Dotty Lampshade
  • Dotty Lampshade
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£75.00

One of a kind domed vintage-style scalloped lampshade handmade by Laurie. Approx 28 cm wide across the bottom and 14cm tall. UK fitting, for use with LED bulbs only! Absolutely one of a kind, there are no others like this. Black with white polkadots and silver and black sequined trim, plus incredibly cute black and white fringing. If you're interested in a custom coloured and styled lampshade, drop Laurie a message.

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Loopy Lampshade
  • Loopy Lampshade
  • Loopy Lampshade
  • Loopy Lampshade
  • Loopy Lampshade
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£75.00

A very special piece by the lampshade queen herself. Domed vintage-style scalloped lampshade handmade by Laurie. Approximately 28 cm wide across the bottom and 14cm tall with a UK fitting, for use with LED bulbs only! Absolutely one of a kind: there are no others the same as this. Pink damask with silver trims (gold inside) and approximately 10cm neon pink looped fringing. Shines a lovely pink light when on (see pictures). If you're interested in a custom coloured and styled lampshade, drop Laurie a message.

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Commission: Custom Lampshade
  • Commission: Custom Lampshade
  • Commission: Custom Lampshade
  • Commission: Custom Lampshade
  • Commission: Custom Lampshade
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£100.00

Your very own custom-made lampshade in whatever colours and patterns your heart so desires. Depending on the size of the shade and if Laurie already owns the required fabrics and trims, she may be able to refund some of the cost to you. Email laurieblackinc@gmail.com to discuss your vision, before or after your purchase - Laurie recommends discussing what's possible before you spend your money! See photos for examples of previously-made lampshades.

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